Coffee Crisis

Coffee Crisis

NOTICE: Activation key must be used on a valid Steam account. Requires internet connection.

About the game

Save the Metal, Save the World, Save the Coffee!

Coffee Crisis is a neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space. Go up against an army of wild alien enemies, and the humans they have brainwashed with a variety of weapons, special moves, suplexes, and coffee!

The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our three most prized commodities: heavy metal, free Wifi, and our coffee. Crunch through fistfuls of alien meat as you stop their invasion, and enjoy random modifiers to the enemies and action on each playthrough. It's a totally unique cup of beat 'em up action every time you play!

Key Features

  • Single or Local Co-Op Play
  • Controller Support
  • Achievements
  • Steam Trading Cards and Badges
  • Already averted the crisis? Come back for more in Death Metal Mode, where the difficulty is cranked to 11!
  • Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You'll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice!
  • Twitch/Mixer integration lets you enjoy the game while keeping both hands on your coffee cup!
  • Heavy Metal
  • Possessed Grannies
  • Dangerous amounts of caffeine
  • Fun
  • Metal
  • Alien Crushing
  • Single Session Gameplay

So grab a hot mug and save the world!

System Requirements

Windows - Minimum
  • OS: Windows 7 32bit
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB of memory
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space
Windows - Recommended
  • OS: Windows 7 32bit
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB of memory
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space
Mac - Minimum
  • OS: Mac OSX
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB of memory
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space
Mac - Recommended
  • OS: Mac OSX
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB of memory
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space
Linux - Minimum
  • OS: SteamOS
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB of memory
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space
Linux - Recommended
  • OS: SteamOS
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB of memory
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space

Required configuration

Windows - Minimum
  • OS: Windows 7 32bit
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB of memory
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space
Windows - Recommended
  • OS: Windows 7 32bit
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB of memory
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space
Mac - Minimum
  • OS: Mac OSX
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB of memory
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space
Mac - Recommended
  • OS: Mac OSX
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB of memory
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space
Linux - Minimum
  • OS: SteamOS
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB of memory
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space
Linux - Recommended
  • OS: SteamOS
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB of memory
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Disk Space: 700 MB of available disk space

    Coffee Crisis
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  • Blood and Gore
  • Language
  • Use of Alcohol
  • Violence
Language:
English
Genre:
Action
Platform:
Win 7 32/64 bits Linux Mac OS X
Number of players:
1 - 2
Release date:
Publisher
Zerouno Games